THE OPERATION

Surgeons from big cities are at a conference discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second says, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon shuts them all up when he says, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. And the head the rear are interchangeable."