Thanks to Susan Kohorst for sending this Wake Up Call
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
- Sacha Guitry
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Anonymous
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
- Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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